Who’s ready to witness perhaps the most depressing live show ever? IF that person is you, you’re in luck. Cokie The Clown will release a new album, You’re Welcome, on April 26th, and will celebrate with a trio of zany shows. Those include: a San Francisco show on April 20th, a Los Angeles show on April 22nd, and a Brooklyn show on April 26th. Cokie will be joined on stage by The Fentanyls, so the entire circus act is as follows: Fat Mike (NOFX), Danny Lohner (Nine Inch Nails), Johnny Carey (Old Man Markley), Karina Denike (NOFX, Dance Hall Crashers), and Bastien “Baz” Brisson. Tickets for each event go on sale this Friday at 10 AM PST and can be purchased here. Heads up…there are a few ways to witness this tragedy, which we’ve laid out below. Good luck, and don’t say we didn’t warn you. **General Admission – $25 (100 per show) **VIP “Full Hang” includes in-person bum out by Cokie and VIP viewing balcony or section – $100 (50 per show) **Invitation to hang with Cokie check CokieTheClown.com and @cokietheclown on IG for details on how to get invitations (includes collectible numbered laminate, hang with Cokie, treasure hunts, and lots of other special perks we can’t tell you about, but you have to trust us).